January 2010
49 posts
MST3k Meets: Dark Dungeons →
fuckyeahmst3k:
An MSTing of the infamous Anti-D&D Dark Dungeons comic. Good stuff.
Very funny stuff
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Have you heard about the bird?
GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS SO MUCH
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Is black devil doll your favorite movie now?
Look, I’ve seen a lot of messed up things in my life (mainly thanks to /d/). But Black Devil Doll has to be one of the most horrifying mindfucks of all time. I laughed, I cried, and I sure as hell died a little inside.
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Before you read this: Please don’t judge me… I’m just sharing my story because people asked…
Wow… okay, I wasn’t sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it’s late and I’m sleep deprived so i guess I’ll just write it now and regret it in the morning :/
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was...
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timfsbrown:
Have you ever been to Taste Tickler? It’s on 14th and broadway in portland. Seriously, they have such good sandwiches.
Never been, but I will heed your advice and give it a go either tomorrow, or next week. Thanks for the tip!
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I live like 5 blocks from Taste Tickler. Their terikyaki bento is so good, and the subs are enormous
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How many wiisucks most die?
None, hopefully. Wiisucks was a god who walked among men, a legend only whispered about in hushed tones, a true champion of the internets. They say the son of Al Gore came down from the great localhost in the sky, and he touched each and every one of our ips in a special, unique way. He ascended into the DNS, and will live on in the hearts and minds of the netizens for...
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When are you finally making an honest lady out of Yashoki?
When she finally decides to lift that skirt up and let me go for the gold.
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spit or swallow?
Spit into a strawberry milshake, then swallow. Isn’t that what all the pretty girls do?
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Would you rather “jump the shark” or “nuke the fridge”?
I’d rather flog the dolphin, if you catch my drift
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No
Good, I don’t want your stupid questions anyway. It’s… it’s not like I like you or anything….
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Best weapon to cleanse the galaxy of heretics - Bolter or Chainsword?
Battle Brother, you know the answer! In order to burn the heretic, kill the mutant, and purge the unclean you must take up your Chainsword for the glory of the Emperor!
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What do you get when you fall in love?
Appendicitis?
Personally, I usually get slapped with a restraining order and a night in county
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Do you believe in life after death?
Serious time! Honestly I’m not sure. I’ve been raised my whole life to believe that there is but I don’t share that belief. At the same time that idea is so ingrained into my brain that I can’t shake it… so I don’t know.
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Wow, perhaps the first formspring comment I’ve gotten that isn’t blatantly over-sexualized. This just doesn’t feel right, so I’ll have to overcompensate and answer thusly:
As many licks as it takes to get your momma off. Let’s find out. One, two, thrOH GOD THERE IS HAIR IN MY...
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What base would you let Master Asia get to on the first date?
Does it really matter? Master Asia tells no man what base he can get to. Master Asia gets there. If Master Asia wants to perform a full Rear Admiral while wearing a cowboy hat and listening to Welcome To Miami, then by god I can only pray I’ll be involved in that.
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Is it true that you’ve created over 300 nude patches for World of Warcraft? Over 223 of which were for “perfecting the
Tauren bulk and circumference?”
That’s right, you and everyone else reading this can check out all my World of Warcraft nude patch work at http://www.lemonparty.org. Just be prepared, the Dranei females have a “surprise...
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What was the best job you’ve ever had?
I worked at a professional photo developer for 9 months and ran giant printers. Basically I’d queue a large roll of film, set the printer on auto, and watch anime or tv on my Creative Zen (best mp3 player ever) for 45 minutes at a time.
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How many times has your uncle touched you?
He was the first to touch me as a woman, and I’ve never been the same since.
As far as how many times? Uh… as many times as I’ve fapped to /d/. So constantly, more or less
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Is it true that have been called a gentleman, but never a gentle man?
Well there was that one time I was nice to a girl until the night progressed and I went for a full Rear Admiral…
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spit or swallow?
Depends if you’ve been eating enough pineapple lately or not.
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How many dicks can you handle at once?
Well once when I was in 8th grade I was dressing up in a girl scout’s costume (kids, amirite), and like 20 guys came over. Needless to say my parents came home early and walked in on us, and then my mom got scared and said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.”
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Dear Mom,
This proves that yes, I would jump off a bridge because everyone else was doing it. You can stop asking me now.
Love, Evan.
5 Reasons Pigs Are More Awesome Than You - The... →
Well, that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
